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December 12th, 2007

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Thoughts on Glow-in-the-dark Cats

Whoo. Glow-in-the-dark kittens.

We need more bioengineering like this.

Ethics be damned. Glow-in-the-dark kittens would be good for the kittens: there would be less chance of them getting hit by a car at night if they fluoresced.

In fact, I would bet dollars to donuts that if you injected 1% of the cats today with jellyfish DNA, by the end of the century 90% of the cats would glow. It’s evolution in action: getting hit by cars at night kill a lot of cats. (I've lost three that way.) Glow-in-the-dark cats would live longer and breed more.

Damn it, if God didn't want cats to glow, he wouldn't give us DNA recombination technology in the first place!