Wabewalker (![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} wabewalker) wrote,@ 2008-01-22 16:52:00 |
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| Current mood: |  suspicious |
The Olsen Conspiracy
Earlier today:
Police are now saying they suspect suicide in Heath Ledger's death today at a Manhattan apartment owned, says the Times, by actress Mary-Kate Olsen...
Now, the official line is:
Paul J. Browne, the Police Department’s deputy commissioner for public information, initially said that the apartment was owned by the actress Mary-Kate Olsen, but later reversed himself and said that was not the case.
A representative of Ms. Olsen said that the apartment did not belong to the actress. “It is not her apartment,” the representative, Annette Wolf, a publicist for Ms. Olsen, said in a phone interview. “She does not own the apartment. She has never owned the apartment. She and her sister have an apartment in New York City but they are not in this building.”
You don’t have to be hit on the head with a golden apple to see a conspiracy. Somehow, someway, the Olsen twins are involved in this. Maybe they knocked him off because they don’t like gay cowboys; maybe they were jealous that he was offered the role of the Joker while the role of the DeeDee went to Melissa Joan Hart.
In any case, it just reeks of their Full House-inspired evil.
