Wabewalker

location: 2821 Mission College Blvd, Santa Clara, CA

mood: mourning

Ted killed it. He attended the Crunchies, and like Tom Lehrer after seeing Henry Kissinger get the Nobel Peace Prize, felt no satire could top real life.

My friend Brandon had to debug some code, and it contained some horrible atrocities. He eventually tracked the source of the stupidity to the manual page for the PHP function abs.

Do we need to have some mandatory licensing in place before one is allowed to code? It seems that stupidity isn't limited to commenters on PHP manual pages: Pownce is full of it.

Attention People of the Internet: if I ever make pathetic statements like those uttered by the moguls in this article, you have my pre-authorization to whop me on the back of my head, preferably with a baseball bat:

They're Single, Ambitious, Worth Millions, But Can New York Women Download Their Megabyte Egos?

location: 2821 Mission College Blvd, Santa Clara, CA

mood: indifferent

Image stolen from uncov without permission.
Please don’t sue.