Wabewalker

Attention People of the Internet: if I ever make pathetic statements like those uttered by the moguls in this article, you have my pre-authorization to whop me on the back of my head, preferably with a baseball bat:

They're Single, Ambitious, Worth Millions, But Can New York Women Download Their Megabyte Egos?

location: 2821 Mission College Blvd, Santa Clara, CA

mood: amused

I’m quoting uncov far too much, but I must preserve this gem for posterity:

Credibility? Bloggers have no credibility — we are just a bunch of assholes who write this stuff from our living rooms. Once we leave the internet, we come to the stark realization that nobody cares.

location: 2821 Mission College Blvd, Santa Clara, CA

mood: indifferent

Image stolen from uncov without permission.
Please don’t sue.