Honorable Bitter Nerd™ Review from the Portland Mercury
FANTASTIC FLOP: Why the Fantastic 4 Human Torch ATV (with Light-Up Headlights!) is the Worst Movie Tie-In Toy Ever
The Fantastic 4 Human Torch™ ATV also has “light-up headlights!” Good thing, because there's nothing more useless than “dark-down headlights.” What does the freaking Human Torch need with headlights anyway? HE'S ON FIRE!
(via Defamer)
