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Dec. 12th, 2007

angry, rob, bitter, condensed comics

Thoughts on Glow-in-the-dark Cats

Whoo. Glow-in-the-dark kittens.

We need more bioengineering like this.

Ethics be damned. Glow-in-the-dark kittens would be good for the kittens: there would be less chance of them getting hit by a car at night if they fluoresced.

In fact, I would bet dollars to donuts that if you injected 1% of the cats today with jellyfish DNA, by the end of the century 90% of the cats would glow. It’s evolution in action: getting hit by cars at night kill a lot of cats. (I've lost three that way.) Glow-in-the-dark cats would live longer and breed more.

Damn it, if God didn't want cats to glow, he wouldn't give us DNA recombination technology in the first place!

angry, rob, bitter, condensed comics

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